In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television. ~ Erma Bombeck
Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from baby" has never tried it.
A little girl had just finished her first week of school. 'I'm just wasting my time,' she said to her mother. 'I can't read, I can't write, and they won't let me talk!'
A little boy opened the big family Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible.He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf thathad been pressed in between the pages.Mama, look what I found,' the boy called out.
'What have you got there, dear?'
With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered,
'I think it's Adam's underwear!
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